"I think Toad might be infected"
-How can you tell?
"He's got a mushroom head."
-Nah, that's just how he looks. 
"Alright, if you say so... ARGHHHH TOAD NO!!!!"

And scene. Thank you for attending my Mushroom Mashup Play "The Mushroom Kingdom". Feel free to buy any merch on your way out of the theater.