The Harebrained Blog about Period Panties, Design, and Good Time Fun — Period Panties

Ahhh autumn. The season where the panties drop like leaves. We just released four brand new Period Panties: Clot in the Slot (designed by our first guest artist Captain Ribman!), Danger Womb, The Ovulator, and Tragic Carpet Ride! Check them out and let us know what you think!

Also we are going to be dropping a ton more undies in 2022- so be sure to sign up for our newsletter that only goes out twice a month! No Spam!

How far will I go for a joke? You're looking at the new owner of ClotPockets.com! For the rest of the year, I'll be occasionally rebranding existing and brand new Period Panties as Clot Pockets. BTW, just between you and me, I think we're going to be seeing a lot of BRAND NEW Clot Pockets in the coming months. 

Now, does anyone know if Jim Gaffigan is on Cameo? I need to hear him say "♪Clot Pockets♪"

Clotabunga dudes! You'd think we'd make Secretion of the Ooze our April Undie of the Month, but we're not that clever (get it... April O'Neil? NOTE TO SELF: Make an April O'Neil Period Panty that's called April's Shower). Anyways save 33% when you get Secretion of the Ooze anytime this month, after that it's going back up to $14.99! Tell your fellow Shellheads!

Are you the babe with the period power? Our newest Period Panty "Cramps Magic Cramps" features the Globlin King (played by David Flowie) and is flying off the shelf! Get these Labiarinth undies before the Globlin King gets you!

Who lives in a pine-cramp-le under the sea? SPONGE-GLOB-STAINED-PANTS!

Hurray! This freshest Crampy Panty is here to cover your Bikini Bottom. Shop now!