How far will I go for a joke? You're looking at the new owner of ClotPockets.com! For the rest of the year, I'll be occasionally rebranding existing and brand new Period Panties as Clot Pockets. BTW, just between you and me, I think we're going to be seeing a lot of BRAND NEW Clot Pockets in the coming months. 

Now, does anyone know if Jim Gaffigan is on Cameo? I need to hear him say "♪Clot Pockets♪"