(I wrote this as a text only Facebook post for reasons, so enjoy this copy and paste)

"Okay, so it's a cereal design (you know how we love those) and it's got Parks & Rec's Ron Swanson on it. He's sporting his signature mustache, pompadour, and grimace- all while holding a spoonful of cereal. In his other hand is a note that says "Give me all the bacon and egg marshmallows". Now the cereal is called "Meaties" which is a play on the iconic "Wheaties" brand cereal. Wheaties doesn't have any marshmallows, but I've ignored that fact so I could add some extra fun elements to the design. In this case, the marshmallows look like eggs, bacon, sausages, and a t-bone steak. Above the name "Meaties" is the name of the fake company that manufacturers the cereal : Food & Stuff. Much like other real cereals, there's something FREE in the box; Meaties has a free "Pyramid of Greatness" included in the cereal box."

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