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Who lives in a pine-cramp-le under the sea? SPONGE-GLOB-STAINED-PANTS!

Hurray! This freshest Crampy Panty is here to cover your Bikini Bottom. Shop now!

Here at MyahPillow, we believe in two things: soft pillows and authoritarian rulers. Each MyahPillow is made right here in Eternia, and 100% of the profits go to the Make Eternia Great Again fund! 

Shirts are available too!

"Banquet, Banquet" is what this little scrappy sensei says! Admittedly, this Cobra Kai mashup with Little Caesars doesn't make a ton of sense, yet it's one of my favorites. The end result just works so well! So grab a Banquet (light beer is for pussies) and a Cobra Kai Pizza shirt and let the world know that you're a badass!

"Banquet, Banquet"

Did you hear the one about Little China Pizzeria? Their Lo Pan pizza is hard to beat! 

How do I come up with these bad jokes? It's all in the reflexes. Get this very real shirt of this very fake pizzeria right now!

Sorry but Princess Bubblegum is in another castle! 

Did you guys hear that there's brand new Adventure Time specials coming out on HBOMAX?! We got so excited that we accidentally designed a new AT shirt! Hope you like Super Adventure World!